A Humble Man's Life Lessons

1. Don't Trust Anybody. Nobody's your friend and if you trust somebody you'll get stabbed in the back. Ask anybody in Cleveland how they feel about LeBron James.
2. Don't try to pull an outside pitch. It doesn't matter how good a hitter you are, you won't pull that pitch on the outside black. If you do its a ground out to 3.
3. Its Whatever. If something happens don't worry about it. You can't control other people's actions and if you try to they'll just piss you off.
4. Have that Go to Song: Whether its pre-game, your chillin', or you're just plain pissed, everyone needs that go to song.
5. Don't believe Mr. Pham. Did you know he has a twin brother named Off?
6. Enjoy today. Always remember yesterday is gone and tomorrow isn't guaranteed.
7. Read the Bible. Its helped me relieve stress and feel  better about myself.
8. Have time to spend with  your family. Families can really get on each others nerves, but those are the people who are usually going to be there for  you and get you through hard times.
9. Go to mass/church. Usually going to mass is tough because it is early in the morning on the weekend. But its a good time to recognize something bigger than yourself and it puts some of your problems in perspective.
10. Work Hard. Its really quite simple: you get what you put in. If you want to be successful you have to put in a lot of work. As the old adage goes, "Nothing worth having comes easy."