Personal Metaphors

1. If I were an animal, I would be a wolf because I don't mind being by myself.
2. If I were a car, I would be an Accord because I'm not flashy.
3. If I were an article of clothing, I would be a cut-off because I get stuff done.
4. If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday because people can't wait to get to me.
5. If I were a food, I would be cashew chicken, because I'm from around here but people think I'm not.
6. If I were a color I would be green, because I can be positive but also really negative.
7. If I were a movie I would be "The Sandlot" because I love baseball.
8. If I were a fragrance I would be Axe Kilo because that's the soap I use.
9. If I were a type of building I would be a warehouse because I keep stuff for a really long time.
10. If I were a plant I would be Bermuda grass because I love the heat and hate the cold.
11. If I were a musical instrument I would be a saxophone because they play sexy music.
12. If I were a geometric shape I would be a triangle because I was all over geometry.
13. If I were a piece of furniture I would be a couch because I'm relaxing.
14. If I was a song I would be "Radioactive" by the Imagine Dragons because it's constantly played at baseball games.
15. If I were a appliance or machinery, I would be a pitching machine because I throw great BP.
16. If I were a television character, I would be Leonard Hofsteader because I try to act cool but I'm not.
17. If I were a season of the year I would be winter because I can lead to negativity.
18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be solar eclipse because everyone wants to see an eclipse.
19. If I were a cartoon character I would be Iron Man because his smarts led to him being awesome.
20.  If I were a word I would be sports, because its what I'm all about.